This is about big heads and it's attachments.
Mellon heads at any event u happen to be sitting behind cannot be allowed.
Not in my world!
It's happens to me wherever I go to the opera, movies, Plays, sporting events, etc.
Speaking of sporting events. Usually u sit high enough not to be bothered by someone's birth defect, hat or puffy hair.
Not true at a tennis tourn!
Golf, just move a few inches, movies and plays, move slightly left or right or up.
this manuever holds true for operas, ballets and concerts, But not for tennis!!!!
Let me explain:
The small play area in which the little yellow ball bounces back and forth allows an interesting dynamic of physics; distance to object minimizes object.
when u add to this law of D over O a downward viewing angle u have the perfect situation for spacial interference from Mellon heads.
Their elephant man heads and attachs not only block the full court, but also awards u the Mellon head's fashion of the boulevard's special of the morning,Fluffy, puffy, sticky sprayed and colored yellow hair, which matchs the fuckin tennis balls.
Give me a break and charge a special price for a Mellon head, 'a big head fee'(this includes all of the above obstructions)
In my world all hats and special fluff hairs along with birth defects of the head will be taken to the top row and given a bottle of water , with an event straw.
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